Quotes from the Movie The Emperors New Groove

When I give the word, your little town thingy will go bye-bye. Bye-bye

Kuzco

Big, dumb and tone-deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.

Kuzco

Um, what's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to me?

Kuzco

Yay, I'm a llama again! Wait...

Kuzco

Let's see here, hate your hair. Yikes, yikes, yikes. And let me guess: You have a great personality!

Kuzco

Okay, why does she even have that lever?

Kuzco

I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box in another box. Then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!

Yzma

Pull the lever, Kronk. Wrong lever! Why do we even have that lever?

Yzma

Looking for this? Is that my voice? Is that MY voice?! Oh well.

Yzma

I'm not going to drop it, you fools: I'm going to drink it, and when I turn back into my beautiful self, I'm going to kill you!

Yzma

Okay everybody, move aside. Lady with a baby comin' through.

Chicha

Come on, men, nobody lives forever!

Guard

Don't listen to him. He's trying to lead you down the "path of righteousness". I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks!

Kronk's Shoulder Devil